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July 16, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

z: howre you
me: ok thanks. what is it you wanted?
z: well to chat
z: get to know you…take you out for a drink
me: ok. erm. random…
z: lol…would u like to?
me: give me an idea of what we’d have in common
z: well we can talk abt anythin
z: i like havin a good conversation
z: go for a drink
z: can have great sex
me: well that doesn’t help much I’m afraid – you’re describing approx 90% of people
z: i work in investment banking
z: what do u do
me: it says on my profile. how about you read that, rather than just look at my picture?
z: i did read
z: just making conversation
z: lets go out for a drink
z: get to know eacj other
me: I can’t say I’m particularly interested at this point
z: what would u like to talk asbout
z: im [name]
z: u there?
me: being randomly chatted by far too many people. is this a new feature or something?
z: lol no ideas
z: idea
z: im new here
z: u there?

Popularity: 3% [?]

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July 15, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

him: what’s your name?
me: let me see, I think that’s written in the first line of my profile
him: god what an awful start
him: could i of been even worse?
me: I think so. Failing to read a profile on here seems to be the done thing.
him: oh well…
him: so where do you live in town?
me: [location]. says that on my profile too.
him: [more specific location] area?
me: if I was going to tell you, I already would have
him: ok well see you like kinky things aswell…
him: and yeah…i’d love to take you for a drink
him: have you met up with many people yet?
me: three or four, maybe?
him: okay nice.. not many
him: did you play with them?
me: one of them, yes. not that I really think that’s any of your business…
him: nearly met one girl who turned out to be a guy
him: you are a girl right?
me: if I was lying about it up until now, do you really think I’d
admit to it now?
him: suppose not. so do you fancy that coffee?
me: not really
him: screw you then

Popularity: 5% [?]

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June 13, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

hi [name]
you look like an interesting. I like your lifestyle. It would be
pleasure to stay in contact with girls like you, I love certain amount
of femininity like hell. I have to admit that you very attractive
person. but I like and respect your opinion about sex. so You know the
fact that I like to friend you, is not because I want to get physical.
and you probably know I am open to any kind of nice relationship.

Popularity: 4% [?]

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June 11, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

You look very attractive…..would love to know more about you…..I am a white American Express Male involved in the broadcast/music industry in NYC…..6′, dk br hair, very blue eyes, red hot humor, large heart & hands, fit (elliptical n healthy eating)

Very passionate in my work & very affectionate with a special future woman.

If you like any part of my ProFile, I’ll look forward to hearing from you soon.

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I see that you like polyamory. I like polyamory too:-D!

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s/profile/boobs

December 28, 2009 Uncategorized Comments

what a sexy body you have !!!
you are very gorgeous and very sexy
I am impressed with your profile

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*their* massive cocks

November 24, 2009 Uncategorized Comments

You know you get will approached on here by older men wanting to fuck the life out of you,with there massive cocks…And i guess i am one of them ,do you fancy a go xx

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i’ll be in #Location from tuesday for a couple of days. wanna meet, have a drink and make out ?

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whoa, so do you want to meet up? I’m hotter that you, but I’d be prepared to have sex with you ; )

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Gee, how flattering.

September 7, 2009 Uncategorized Comments

i’m bored, you’re around. Hello.

Popularity: 5% [?]