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July 15, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

I am a lot like you when it comes to sex and kinks, And will you bake
me a pasta cheese ..? I’m looking for a younger lady’ as I always seem
to attract the older ladies, plz let me know if you are interested,
many thanks
I agree with you about sex,,, I call it a loving sexual relationship,
and agree that there should be an emotional connection, passion, Do
you have a cat..? casual sex,,, lets be having you then, you go to or
a coffee at the [location] lets get to know one
another…. And hit it off big time in the bedroom…x

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July 11, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

Ms [username], I am quite new to this. CKC is my first experience with ether dating. Though shortly before coming here I did experiment on BDSM sites. Pure sociologicl curriosity you understand.

We have no potential together that is manifest. However your narative is one of the most interesting I have seen and I am incapable of not essaying a respons

I say no potetial for several reaons:

The only sports that I care a fig about involve either wheels or hooves.

Despite having grown up, physicaly, I am no where near geting to the end of the other part.

[Some paragraphs redacted here, as they are full of personal details]

And another reason, I absolutely do not drink alcohol. Course, in me day I reckon you would have been light work for [name]san.

Once, the first Halloween after the movie came out I made and wore the best home built Darth Vader costume on the planet, scared little children to tears from 20 feet away I did. The costume is long gone, the cape surrvived for many years as a useful prop in Kinky role plays but even that is in another’s possession. Oh well.

Given all of the above, why have I written this. Gee, wish I could say for sure – I love to write and your profile lit some sort of fuse that needed to burn out before I can make it to nod. Oh good the last sputter.

I can’t give you any good rason to do so but if yu’ve a mind (now don’t be a literalist and take offense, just a country expression) drop me a note.

[full name], Thane of [location]

PS Double dare you to write back – Grampa [name]

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