OkStupid

I am sorry but I had to come out and say this, its terrible that your here, its almost borderline criminal…

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Cats make me lolz

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I love you.
How about a drink sometimes ?

kind regards

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I want to make sweet, awkward love to you. Love where I say “whoops… sorry ’bout that” and “could you turn on the light for a second”

It will be awesome.

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You seem like we could have a laugh over a couple drinks, so I thought I’d message you, seeing as you joined not too long ago, and maybe you’re not yet jaded by the “TOUCH MY PENIS LOL” messages.

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Hi… good weekend? Couldn’t think of a better way of starting this message, so figured that’s a good a way as any. Oh I got one…. how about start with a joke? How heavy is a polar bear? Heavy enough to break the ice? Let’s hope that’s touched your endearing nature, and you will write back out of sympathy and pity.

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I am so gutted you didn’t reply. I waited like a week. Now I have to date transvestite androids and I’m pretty much blaming you.

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