OkStupid

i live in [location]…would love to know you…i come to your area often as its only 25 mins drive,,,,waiting to read from u….

Popularity: 1% [?]

hello..
how are you?
do you want to talk and meet with me also know eachothers..
may be Iam not near you now. but if you want to know me and after know eachothers well, do you want to share the life with me?
if you say “YES” so lets begin to know eachothers..

Popularity: 7% [?]

Must say, you look like the perfect girl. Fun, fine, flexible and
fff…fmart If only you lived in Norway… I have no interest in
just friends from here and you are too far away

Popularity: 1% [?]

How about me you,a scarry movie and a bowl of raisins? ? ?

Popularity: 2% [?]

how are pls tell me can we chart you and me . i am very interested
with u ……………..!

Popularity: 2% [?]

Pfff, what a little minx you are only accepting missives from people with 70% match. I have an affinity with cats, because my personality is simular … so you will like me. I might drive you up the wall, set you adrift, eat all your food, but you will want to hug me (this is not a euphamism, so stop thinking like an icy princess).

Popularity: 6% [?]

z: howre you
me: ok thanks. what is it you wanted?
z: well to chat
z: get to know you…take you out for a drink
me: ok. erm. random…
z: lol…would u like to?
me: give me an idea of what we’d have in common
z: well we can talk abt anythin
z: i like havin a good conversation
z: go for a drink
z: can have great sex
me: well that doesn’t help much I’m afraid – you’re describing approx 90% of people
z: i work in investment banking
z: what do u do
me: it says on my profile. how about you read that, rather than just look at my picture?
z: i did read
z: just making conversation
z: lets go out for a drink
z: get to know eacj other
me: I can’t say I’m particularly interested at this point
z: what would u like to talk asbout
z: im [name]
z: u there?
me: being randomly chatted by far too many people. is this a new feature or something?
z: lol no ideas
z: idea
z: im new here
z: u there?

Popularity: 3% [?]

yes i love fat and sexy near you. ask me for body photos i have a thin face.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Ms [username], I am quite new to this. CKC is my first experience with ether dating. Though shortly before coming here I did experiment on BDSM sites. Pure sociologicl curriosity you understand.

We have no potential together that is manifest. However your narative is one of the most interesting I have seen and I am incapable of not essaying a respons

I say no potetial for several reaons:

The only sports that I care a fig about involve either wheels or hooves.

Despite having grown up, physicaly, I am no where near geting to the end of the other part.

[Some paragraphs redacted here, as they are full of personal details]

And another reason, I absolutely do not drink alcohol. Course, in me day I reckon you would have been light work for [name]san.

Once, the first Halloween after the movie came out I made and wore the best home built Darth Vader costume on the planet, scared little children to tears from 20 feet away I did. The costume is long gone, the cape surrvived for many years as a useful prop in Kinky role plays but even that is in another’s possession. Oh well.

Given all of the above, why have I written this. Gee, wish I could say for sure – I love to write and your profile lit some sort of fuse that needed to burn out before I can make it to nod. Oh good the last sputter.

I can’t give you any good rason to do so but if yu’ve a mind (now don’t be a literalist and take offense, just a country expression) drop me a note.

[full name], Thane of [location]

PS Double dare you to write back – Grampa [name]

Popularity: 2% [?]

hello.. i wil rili lik to knw u more..ope u dont mind?

Popularity: 1% [?]