OkStupid

i live in [location]…would love to know you…i come to your area often as its only 25 mins drive,,,,waiting to read from u….

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hi i really licked your profile and share many of your interests xxx

Popularity: 4% [?]

z: howre you
me: ok thanks. what is it you wanted?
z: well to chat
z: get to know you…take you out for a drink
me: ok. erm. random…
z: lol…would u like to?
me: give me an idea of what we’d have in common
z: well we can talk abt anythin
z: i like havin a good conversation
z: go for a drink
z: can have great sex
me: well that doesn’t help much I’m afraid – you’re describing approx 90% of people
z: i work in investment banking
z: what do u do
me: it says on my profile. how about you read that, rather than just look at my picture?
z: i did read
z: just making conversation
z: lets go out for a drink
z: get to know eacj other
me: I can’t say I’m particularly interested at this point
z: what would u like to talk asbout
z: im [name]
z: u there?
me: being randomly chatted by far too many people. is this a new feature or something?
z: lol no ideas
z: idea
z: im new here
z: u there?

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him: what’s your name?
me: let me see, I think that’s written in the first line of my profile
him: god what an awful start
him: could i of been even worse?
me: I think so. Failing to read a profile on here seems to be the done thing.
him: oh well…
him: so where do you live in town?
me: [location]. says that on my profile too.
him: [more specific location] area?
me: if I was going to tell you, I already would have
him: ok well see you like kinky things aswell…
him: and yeah…i’d love to take you for a drink
him: have you met up with many people yet?
me: three or four, maybe?
him: okay nice.. not many
him: did you play with them?
me: one of them, yes. not that I really think that’s any of your business…
him: nearly met one girl who turned out to be a guy
him: you are a girl right?
me: if I was lying about it up until now, do you really think I’d
admit to it now?
him: suppose not. so do you fancy that coffee?
me: not really
him: screw you then

Popularity: 4% [?]

hi there……I really enjoyed your profile and Id;d love to make you
cum if you wanna as well
E-MAIL [email address]
kisses…………

Popularity: 2% [?]

Hi
you look very nice. i find myself very attracted to you.
Im looking for casual nsa fun.

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what a sexy body you have !!!
you are very gorgeous and very sexy
I am impressed with your profile

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You know you get will approached on here by older men wanting to fuck the life out of you,with there massive cocks…And i guess i am one of them ,do you fancy a go xx

Popularity: 18% [?]

(6:37:35 pm)user1:hi

(6:38:26 pm)user2: Hello

(6:38:50 pm)user1:hows Location1?

(6:39:42 pm)user2:Uneventful.

(6:39:52 pm)user1:imagine that

(6:41:36 pm)user2:How is Location2, Person-I-don’t-know-anything-about-because-they-haven’t-filled-out-their-profile?

(6:41:52 pm)user1:im in Location3, actually

(6:42:24 pm)user2:Ah, well, that’s not what your profile says.

(6:42:40 pm)user1:i moved

(6:43:00 pm)user1:ill be in Location1 in june or july

(6:43:02 pm)user1:wanna fuck?

(6:43:50 pm)user2:With an offer like that, what girl could refuse? Oh, wait, a gay one.

(6:44:03 pm)user1:you were bi last time

(6:44:32 pm)user2:Yeah, I switched teams completely.

(6:44:44 pm)user1:sucks for me

(6:44:53 pm)user1:ill just eat you out then?

(6:45:09 pm)user2:Not that it would matter, because, considering your eloquent offer, I would be unlikely to accept anyway.

(6:45:20 pm)user2:Have a lovely evening.

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Marry me one day!

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