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August 28, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

My soul is whispering to you all what I have is love
Don’t wake me up, and let me live
Let me live with you dreaming million years
Complete me & I complete you
Living together million lives
Hug me & I hug you

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July 11, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

i wudnt mind kissing u in the rain..getting in an argument with u on purpose..getting u mad..lol..cos earning ur forgiveness after wud be bliss..u wanna no how id do it lol??.. heres how.. id come back in the room after stormin out.. dressed in a helmet n large riot gear lol cos u never no what u might throw at me lol.. then id cautiously approach u lol get ur trust.. take off my helmet lol.. kiss ur lips.. kiss ur shulders.. get down on my knees.. slide up ur skirt.. kiss ur knees.. kiss ur hands.. begging for forgiveness.. if ur still.. in a strop.. id proceed to kissin ur elbows.. laying u back.. kissing ur stomach.. suddenly stopping.. take ur hand.. lead u up to the bedroom.. where u hear music.. soothing music coming from ur bedroom.. icecubes.. marshmellows.. babyoil.. skittles.. mnms lol.. now ur blindfolded.. til i lead u in to the room.. where theres champaigne on ice.. n a bed of roses.. well rose petals.. took me ages to de thorn em! lol.. but ur smile was worth the pain.. n cramps in my fingers lol.. so u wanna no wha happens next or shud i go away..?? lol…………………..
so im standing behind u kissing ur shulders u got this nice black dress on n i slide the shulder straps off slow im kissin ur collar bone i turn u round kissin ur sexy kissible lips in the rain lips lol taste jus like strawberry tongues lol we stumble over to ur bed of roses petals fall on to the bed i motion down to ur feet t gonna mess with them lol jus sliding off ur shoes lol real slow i em the foot t the shoe i ur leg ur knee back of ur legs i run my hands down ur sexy black dress down ur chest i lift it up slow just half way sumhow u got a marshmellow in ur navel lol i suck that out ur stomach i push ur in thighs apart lol here comes the best bit lol i ur inner thighs slow licking i tease u with my toingue i ease in slow u moan sigh i dun lol lol i run my hands underneath each thigh clutching u under my elbows pulling u forward i slowly gently thrust my tongue inside u u sigh a lil louder lol i u thrust aalil quicker lol thrusting deeper n deeper ur butt cheeks clenching im hold them in each palm ur inner thighs start to shake clenching clasping round my ears im going deaf lol so tight its nice it spurs me on to go in deeper in ur womb lol ur moan ur pelvis n hips moving back n forth uncontrollable thusting in rythm with my tongue back n forth back n forth the tempo speeds up nowur shaking more convulsing sweating i cant hear ur moans but ur thighs wrapped round my head lol say it al i taste ur womb on my tonsils lol i wanna come up but u got me down thre so tight i cant ur ankles digging in the back of my back ur ass cleching im gonna explode my self lol dam gurl feels gud **** j holliday lol heres [name] moses lol i luv ur taste of u **** its so nice succulant can i fing er ur bum hole lol lol well i start fingering uncontrollably ur bum hole so tight i feel ur **** walls wrapped round my tongue llol n ur bum hole tighting round my fumb cum with me i want u too lol i finger u faster n faster ur heart beating immensely wanna feel ur **** jice on my tung bust baby bust comonnnnnnnnnnnn do it all over my face tastes nice r u finger ing it lol lolllllllllllllllll dam shud i go on lol or u gud lol i think ur gud lollllll lol lemmie c..
next..
..
i raise up to ur lips from r inner thighs..

..

i
kiss
ur brow
then down to ur lips
tongue kissing
ur panties
round ur ankles still lol
i push ur thighs apart
n slid up in u slow n gentle
thrusting
u moan slightly
still
semi turned on by the oral lol
u wrapped ur legs round my peach bum lol..
so tight
i have to push down on ur thighs
to get comfortable lol
u roll
over on me
now ur on top
u raise
up
massaging my chest ..
i take ur hand
n suck on ur fingers
one
by one
lol
our
pelvises
thrusting
together
u start to
ride me
slow
ur hair
all in ur face lol
im having
to move it out the way of ur mouth n eyes lol
thrusting
faster
dam u tight
lol
u work out
my hands lazily
on ur hips
but
concentration is inept lol
eye contact maintained lol
i put my fingers
in ur mouth
for u to bite on
gently!!! lol
…..

shud i go on??

lol

i like ur hat..
sitting on ur bed side table lol..
so i reach out..
put it on u..
still riding u..
upping the tempo..
short in breath now lol..
jus laying there..
watching ur hips..
so sexy n smooth in my hands..
moving back in forth..
up n down..
in a circular motion lol..
feels so tight..
i wanna
arrive..
but u pinch me
hard!
shouting no!
lol
carry on!
im dying here
lol
u grab my hands
in put em on ur firm soft
breasts
nipples erect
like
brave
toy soldiers
standing to attention lol..
hearts pounding..
if i die
i wanna go
like dis lol..
u bouncing
up n down
on my
now
aching
enourmous
throbbing
member..
im in ecstascy..
heart rates up
my toes are getting ready to curl..
u moan
louder n louder
exhaling
ur hairs moved againlol
i cant move it cos it looks so sexy
runing over ur face
falling
on my chest
as u kneel
down
to tongue kiss
me
i clench
my but cheeks lol
n palm urs in my hands
tightenting the grip
letting u no
i wanna
cum
u kiss me
passionatly
i hold u in the clutches of my big strong arms
tightenting my hold
showin u
ur safe with me
n no
one
will ever hurt u here
u shudder
with
excitement
i shudder with u
we
exhale
at the same time lol
arriving together
i lay ur head on my chest
kiss ur hair
moving it out ur face n kissing ur sweating brow again
wiping the sweat wiv my hand
lol
..
then
..
lol
i
ask
ya..
im gonna need a cigarette..
and..
a..
light..
lol
open..
the..
window..
its..
hot..
n steamy..
in here..

is ur ass calling or shud i go drown my sorrows lol ;p

x

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July 11, 2010 Uncategorized Comments

Trying to make her smile.. By[name] no matter how far you are.. whenever u need me.. yes me.. thats [name]… look up at the moon.. that shines down on us both.. knowing in ur heart that im looking up to.. maybe at the same time even.. and one day il b at ur door.. a knocking soon.. maybe alittle drunk.. singing loudly outta tune.. looking and sounding a right goon.. but in my heart hoping you’ll let me in.. to hold u in my arms.. kiss ur sweet lips.. play with ur finger tips.. admire ur sexy hips.. with u share my chips.. take u away from the crappy day u had.. make u forget n smile.. for a while.. kiss away ur happy tears.. look u in the eyes.. promise u ul never have to fear.. show u [name]s deep.. n he cares.. n he’ll always be there.. he aint going nowhere.. and he here for u to keep.. resting my head on ur chest.. listening to ur heart beat.. feeling ur warm breath on.. with u fall asleep.. hoping im in ur mind.. in ur thoughts.. like u r always in mine.. u make me feel cool.. appreciated.. n fine.. its u i wanna wine.. n dine.. b by ur side.. make u feel special.. sensual.. ul never be lonely again.. ur pain wil be restrained.. tamed.. [name] will be ur only.. luv it when u text.. with u its bout the moment.. the sentiment.. the romance.. not the sex.. wana massage u wen u stressed.. calm u wen u vexed.. kiss u slow.. from head to toe.. and cos i no ur time is precious.. il never get careless.. act reckless.. be frivilous.. last few days.. have proved ur important.. addictive.. in ur own words.. intense.. creative.. deive.. ur words kind.. i imagine u in my world.. 4 dat reason.. wen ur not around.. il have a big frown.. like an unfulfilling sound.. deep black hole empty in the ground.. miss.. ur missed.. ur kisses held close.. cherished.. if n wen ur having a bad day.. wen everything seems like its.. going wrong.. nothing going the right way.. take a minute.. or a second.. n think.. tomorrows another day.. baby ul be okay.. xx

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I am sorry but I had to come out and say this, its terrible that your here, its almost borderline criminal…

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Hi, I’m David. How are you?

…Fine, I’ll tell you then — you’re very photogenic. Perhaps we could make use of of that. I’m looking forward to the overcast days of beautiful natural light.

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Points for creativity

August 18, 2009 Uncategorized Comments

I am so gutted you didn’t reply. I waited like a week. Now I have to date transvestite androids and I’m pretty much blaming you.

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