OkStupid

I am sorry but I had to come out and say this, its terrible that your here, its almost borderline criminal…

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hi madam:))

By the way sorry for madam:) you are not that old to be a madam..you are still mademoiselle i think:)… I entered this site coz of boringness:)..and saw you here..how is life going on there??What r u doing for living?..I am job role..Do you have job?This site is so slow for chatting i think..do we use any bottom for continues chatting from here???I could not find:(..If you have MSN or Yahoo messenger we can talk from there..that would be better..imy msn is e-mail address
What should i do to communicate with you??If it is just appereance , i can afford plastic surgerys for 2-3 times..i beleive myself, just tell me:))
hope to hear from you soon..
XXXX

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I want to make sweet, awkward love to you. Love where I say “whoops… sorry ’bout that” and “could you turn on the light for a second”

It will be awesome.

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Sorry – when I hit save, I didn’t mean to notify you. It’s as bad as a wink ffs.

This also isn’t a crap way of breaking the ice, though I realise it must look like it.

I’ll stop typing now.

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