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hey, What are you up to this weekend? Would you like to join me for something yummy and some orgasmic conversation? I know you’re scared of meeting such a fascinating artist like myself, but we’ll make it a short meeting of 15 minutes and if you’re REALLY psycho, then I could run away and live.

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Ms [username], I am quite new to this. CKC is my first experience with ether dating. Though shortly before coming here I did experiment on BDSM sites. Pure sociologicl curriosity you understand.

We have no potential together that is manifest. However your narative is one of the most interesting I have seen and I am incapable of not essaying a respons

I say no potetial for several reaons:

The only sports that I care a fig about involve either wheels or hooves.

Despite having grown up, physicaly, I am no where near geting to the end of the other part.

[Some paragraphs redacted here, as they are full of personal details]

And another reason, I absolutely do not drink alcohol. Course, in me day I reckon you would have been light work for [name]san.

Once, the first Halloween after the movie came out I made and wore the best home built Darth Vader costume on the planet, scared little children to tears from 20 feet away I did. The costume is long gone, the cape surrvived for many years as a useful prop in Kinky role plays but even that is in another’s possession. Oh well.

Given all of the above, why have I written this. Gee, wish I could say for sure – I love to write and your profile lit some sort of fuse that needed to burn out before I can make it to nod. Oh good the last sputter.

I can’t give you any good rason to do so but if yu’ve a mind (now don’t be a literalist and take offense, just a country expression) drop me a note.

[full name], Thane of [location]

PS Double dare you to write back – Grampa [name]

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i like your hair its really funky. do you put
seaweed in it

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Following a meticulously succinct impression of your profile, I felt
it appropriate to tell you I have already married and divorced you in
my mind.

Thanks for all the magnificent fantasy memories… you will forever
have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

[name]

ps. You can keep the chalet in the alps but, I am going to need half
our money according to our prenup.

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Hi there sweets,

I like you. I mean, alot girls are nice but I like you more than
anybody else here. So maybe you would like to go on a date sometime.
I will buy you food. You look like you like food. And I like you a
lot. Let me know. Lovingly yours, [name].

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