hi i really licked your profile and share many of your interests xxx

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him: hey scrumptious
him: you remind of a yummy stew with dumplings perfectly seasoned
me: okay. I think that’s a compliment…
him: it is, do you prefer “aww your so beautiful” “i like your breasts” etc etc
me: not really
me: but I’m not into cannibalism either.
him: majority of ppl aren’t I’d hope
him: why did you bring up cannabilism?
me: what do you normally do to stew? talk to it, or eat it?
him: bad day?
me: no, I’m always like this
him: fuck you then
me: you don’t want to do that to stews either.

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hey, What are you up to this weekend? Would you like to join me for something yummy and some orgasmic conversation? I know you’re scared of meeting such a fascinating artist like myself, but we’ll make it a short meeting of 15 minutes and if you’re REALLY psycho, then I could run away and live.

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h: hey..17/m
me: Hello.
me: What are your interests?
h: i am tall, dark hair, green eyes, tan…u?
me: Those do not count as interests.

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v: im glad we met
me: And discussed nothing.
v: exactly
v: you also

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Pfff, what a little minx you are only accepting missives from people with 70% match. I have an affinity with cats, because my personality is simular … so you will like me. I might drive you up the wall, set you adrift, eat all your food, but you will want to hug me (this is not a euphamism, so stop thinking like an icy princess).

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P: frankly .. I am just msg-ing you cause of your cheeks
P: I quite fancy them
P: facial cheeks that is .. before you think I’m completely perverted!

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F: so….are you a busy mum?
me: neither of those things
F: lazy wife?
F: lol
me: ha! oh yes, I was meant to be making dinner, good point.
F: lol silly girl
F: what are you gonna cook?
me: freezer surprise
F: lazy bitch!
F: lol
F: give the man something fresh!
me: err, thanks. that was friendly.
F: wasn’t being rude
F: it’s hard on the chat cause you can’t show your expressions
F: it’s easy to get misunderstood
me: very true
me: tho I don’t expect there are many ways to misunderstand the word “bitch”
me: anyway, time for me to go.
F: are you on msn?

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z: howre you
me: ok thanks. what is it you wanted?
z: well to chat
z: get to know you…take you out for a drink
me: ok. erm. random…
z: lol…would u like to?
me: give me an idea of what we’d have in common
z: well we can talk abt anythin
z: i like havin a good conversation
z: go for a drink
z: can have great sex
me: well that doesn’t help much I’m afraid – you’re describing approx 90% of people
z: i work in investment banking
z: what do u do
me: it says on my profile. how about you read that, rather than just look at my picture?
z: i did read
z: just making conversation
z: lets go out for a drink
z: get to know eacj other
me: I can’t say I’m particularly interested at this point
z: what would u like to talk asbout
z: im [name]
z: u there?
me: being randomly chatted by far too many people. is this a new feature or something?
z: lol no ideas
z: idea
z: im new here
z: u there?

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yes i love fat and sexy near you. ask me for body photos i have a thin face.

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