OkStupid

him: what’s your name?
me: let me see, I think that’s written in the first line of my profile
him: god what an awful start
him: could i of been even worse?
me: I think so. Failing to read a profile on here seems to be the done thing.
him: oh well…
him: so where do you live in town?
me: [location]. says that on my profile too.
him: [more specific location] area?
me: if I was going to tell you, I already would have
him: ok well see you like kinky things aswell…
him: and yeah…i’d love to take you for a drink
him: have you met up with many people yet?
me: three or four, maybe?
him: okay nice.. not many
him: did you play with them?
me: one of them, yes. not that I really think that’s any of your business…
him: nearly met one girl who turned out to be a guy
him: you are a girl right?
me: if I was lying about it up until now, do you really think I’d
admit to it now?
him: suppose not. so do you fancy that coffee?
me: not really
him: screw you then

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