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November 15, 2009 Uncategorized

(6:37:35 pm)user1:hi

(6:38:26 pm)user2: Hello

(6:38:50 pm)user1:hows Location1?

(6:39:42 pm)user2:Uneventful.

(6:39:52 pm)user1:imagine that

(6:41:36 pm)user2:How is Location2, Person-I-don’t-know-anything-about-because-they-haven’t-filled-out-their-profile?

(6:41:52 pm)user1:im in Location3, actually

(6:42:24 pm)user2:Ah, well, that’s not what your profile says.

(6:42:40 pm)user1:i moved

(6:43:00 pm)user1:ill be in Location1 in june or july

(6:43:02 pm)user1:wanna fuck?

(6:43:50 pm)user2:With an offer like that, what girl could refuse? Oh, wait, a gay one.

(6:44:03 pm)user1:you were bi last time

(6:44:32 pm)user2:Yeah, I switched teams completely.

(6:44:44 pm)user1:sucks for me

(6:44:53 pm)user1:ill just eat you out then?

(6:45:09 pm)user2:Not that it would matter, because, considering your eloquent offer, I would be unlikely to accept anyway.

(6:45:20 pm)user2:Have a lovely evening.

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