(6:37:35 pm)user1:hi
(6:38:26 pm)user2: Hello
(6:38:50 pm)user1:hows Location1?
(6:39:42 pm)user2:Uneventful.
(6:39:52 pm)user1:imagine that
(6:41:36 pm)user2:How is Location2, Person-I-don’t-know-anything-about-because-they-haven’t-filled-out-their-profile?
(6:41:52 pm)user1:im in Location3, actually
(6:42:24 pm)user2:Ah, well, that’s not what your profile says.
(6:42:40 pm)user1:i moved
(6:43:00 pm)user1:ill be in Location1 in june or july
(6:43:02 pm)user1:wanna fuck?
(6:43:50 pm)user2:With an offer like that, what girl could refuse? Oh, wait, a gay one.
(6:44:03 pm)user1:you were bi last time
(6:44:32 pm)user2:Yeah, I switched teams completely.
(6:44:44 pm)user1:sucks for me
(6:44:53 pm)user1:ill just eat you out then?
(6:45:09 pm)user2:Not that it would matter, because, considering your eloquent offer, I would be unlikely to accept anyway.
(6:45:20 pm)user2:Have a lovely evening.
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