Amy is not, and never has been, my name.
December 31, 2009 • Comments
Hey Amy how’s it going? I have to say, you have, hands down, the most magnificent sexy face I’ve ever seen! 
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All the stupid from okcupid
A few months ago, I signed up for an OkCupid.com account.
5 minutes after signing up, before having even written my profile, I started to recieve messages. Since then, I've recieved between 1 and 10 messages from random strangers every day.
I'm not going to tell you my name, or username, or the usernames of anyone featured on this site. All I will say is that I am a young woman, and I will post up some of the most interesting messages I get sent day to day.
To contribute a message you've been sent, e-mail me at hello@okstupid.net
s/profile/boobs
December 28, 2009 • Comments
what a sexy body you have !!!
you are very gorgeous and very sexy
I am impressed with your profile
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Committing a dating crime
December 28, 2009 • Comments
I am sorry but I had to come out and say this, its terrible that your here, its almost borderline criminal…
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*their* massive cocks
November 24, 2009 • Comments
You know you get will approached on here by older men wanting to fuck the life out of you,with there massive cocks…And i guess i am one of them ,do you fancy a go xx
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No witty comment could ever do this non-sequitur justice.
November 24, 2009 • Comments
*swings a watch slowly in front of your eyes*
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How about two out of three?
November 24, 2009 • Comments
i’ll be in #Location from tuesday for a couple of days. wanna meet, have a drink and make out ?
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I’m genuinely happy for you.
November 24, 2009 • Comments
Cats make me lolz
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Reader submission
November 15, 2009 • Comments
(6:37:35 pm)user1:hi
(6:38:26 pm)user2: Hello
(6:38:50 pm)user1:hows Location1?
(6:39:42 pm)user2:Uneventful.
(6:39:52 pm)user1:imagine that
(6:41:36 pm)user2:How is Location2, Person-I-don’t-know-anything-about-because-they-haven’t-filled-out-their-profile?
(6:41:52 pm)user1:im in Location3, actually
(6:42:24 pm)user2:Ah, well, that’s not what your profile says.
(6:42:40 pm)user1:i moved
(6:43:00 pm)user1:ill be in Location1 in june or july
(6:43:02 pm)user1:wanna fuck?
(6:43:50 pm)user2:With an offer like that, what girl could refuse? Oh, wait, a gay one.
(6:44:03 pm)user1:you were bi last time
(6:44:32 pm)user2:Yeah, I switched teams completely.
(6:44:44 pm)user1:sucks for me
(6:44:53 pm)user1:ill just eat you out then?
(6:45:09 pm)user2:Not that it would matter, because, considering your eloquent offer, I would be unlikely to accept anyway.
(6:45:20 pm)user2:Have a lovely evening.
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I think you may be on the wrong dating site
October 10, 2009 • Comments
oh you like cats cool
i like the way they walk
it’s sexy…..
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Honestly, I couldn’t say
October 10, 2009 • Comments
Title: “But do you burn more brightly”
Content: “when drink?”
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