Pfff, what a little minx you are only accepting missives from people with 70% match. I have an affinity with cats, because my personality is simular … so you will like me. I might drive you up the wall, set you adrift, eat all your food, but you will want to hug me (this is not a euphamism, so stop thinking like an icy princess).

Popularity: 8% [?]

P: frankly .. I am just msg-ing you cause of your cheeks
P: I quite fancy them
P: facial cheeks that is .. before you think I’m completely perverted!

Popularity: 5% [?]

F: so….are you a busy mum?
me: neither of those things
F: lazy wife?
F: lol
me: ha! oh yes, I was meant to be making dinner, good point.
F: lol silly girl
F: what are you gonna cook?
me: freezer surprise
F: lazy bitch!
F: lol
F: give the man something fresh!
me: err, thanks. that was friendly.
F: wasn’t being rude
F: it’s hard on the chat cause you can’t show your expressions
F: it’s easy to get misunderstood
me: very true
me: tho I don’t expect there are many ways to misunderstand the word “bitch”
me: anyway, time for me to go.
F: are you on msn?

Popularity: 8% [?]

z: howre you
me: ok thanks. what is it you wanted?
z: well to chat
z: get to know you…take you out for a drink
me: ok. erm. random…
z: lol…would u like to?
me: give me an idea of what we’d have in common
z: well we can talk abt anythin
z: i like havin a good conversation
z: go for a drink
z: can have great sex
me: well that doesn’t help much I’m afraid – you’re describing approx 90% of people
z: i work in investment banking
z: what do u do
me: it says on my profile. how about you read that, rather than just look at my picture?
z: i did read
z: just making conversation
z: lets go out for a drink
z: get to know eacj other
me: I can’t say I’m particularly interested at this point
z: what would u like to talk asbout
z: im [name]
z: u there?
me: being randomly chatted by far too many people. is this a new feature or something?
z: lol no ideas
z: idea
z: im new here
z: u there?

Popularity: 5% [?]

yes i love fat and sexy near you. ask me for body photos i have a thin face.

Popularity: 2% [?]

To celebrate a year of OkStupid, I’ve opened a twitter account. Get new post updates via twitter by following @okstupid_site

And don’t forget to submit any gems you receive to hello@okstupid.net

Popularity: 7% [?]

him: what’s your name?
me: let me see, I think that’s written in the first line of my profile
him: god what an awful start
him: could i of been even worse?
me: I think so. Failing to read a profile on here seems to be the done thing.
him: oh well…
him: so where do you live in town?
me: [location]. says that on my profile too.
him: [more specific location] area?
me: if I was going to tell you, I already would have
him: ok well see you like kinky things aswell…
him: and yeah…i’d love to take you for a drink
him: have you met up with many people yet?
me: three or four, maybe?
him: okay nice.. not many
him: did you play with them?
me: one of them, yes. not that I really think that’s any of your business…
him: nearly met one girl who turned out to be a guy
him: you are a girl right?
me: if I was lying about it up until now, do you really think I’d
admit to it now?
him: suppose not. so do you fancy that coffee?
me: not really
him: screw you then

Popularity: 6% [?]

I am a lot like you when it comes to sex and kinks, And will you bake
me a pasta cheese ..? I’m looking for a younger lady’ as I always seem
to attract the older ladies, plz let me know if you are interested,
many thanks
I agree with you about sex,,, I call it a loving sexual relationship,
and agree that there should be an emotional connection, passion, Do
you have a cat..? casual sex,,, lets be having you then, you go to or
a coffee at the [location] lets get to know one
another…. And hit it off big time in the bedroom…x

Popularity: 7% [?]

Hey,

2 guys, one from SF bay area and one from Alabama are looking to please sweet single girl. Let us know if you care to be eaten and pleased out of your mind

Popularity: 6% [?]

Ms [username], I am quite new to this. CKC is my first experience with ether dating. Though shortly before coming here I did experiment on BDSM sites. Pure sociologicl curriosity you understand.

We have no potential together that is manifest. However your narative is one of the most interesting I have seen and I am incapable of not essaying a respons

I say no potetial for several reaons:

The only sports that I care a fig about involve either wheels or hooves.

Despite having grown up, physicaly, I am no where near geting to the end of the other part.

[Some paragraphs redacted here, as they are full of personal details]

And another reason, I absolutely do not drink alcohol. Course, in me day I reckon you would have been light work for [name]san.

Once, the first Halloween after the movie came out I made and wore the best home built Darth Vader costume on the planet, scared little children to tears from 20 feet away I did. The costume is long gone, the cape surrvived for many years as a useful prop in Kinky role plays but even that is in another’s possession. Oh well.

Given all of the above, why have I written this. Gee, wish I could say for sure – I love to write and your profile lit some sort of fuse that needed to burn out before I can make it to nod. Oh good the last sputter.

I can’t give you any good rason to do so but if yu’ve a mind (now don’t be a literalist and take offense, just a country expression) drop me a note.

[full name], Thane of [location]

PS Double dare you to write back – Grampa [name]

Popularity: 4% [?]