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All the stupid from OkCupid

All the stupid from okcupid

A few months ago, I signed up for an OkCupid.com account.

5 minutes after signing up, before having even written my profile, I started to recieve messages. Since then, I've recieved between 1 and 10 messages from random strangers every day.

I'm not going to tell you my name, or username, or the usernames of anyone featured on this site. All I will say is that I am a young woman, and I will post up some of the most interesting messages I get sent day to day.

To contribute a message you've been sent, e-mail me at hello@okstupid.net
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August 10, 2011 Comments

I am an artist and any relationship of any type for me goes first through images. I am working on a project involving pictures of women smoking. Would like to take yours. Not only I consume art, am consumed by it, but also I frequently exhibit mine and write about other people’s. I believe that posesivness is a negative trait.
Everything else can be everything else.
I can send you links to my work if interested.

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August 10, 2011 Comments

hey i leave for afghanistan tomorrow and looking for sum fun

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August 10, 2011 Comments

Was having a shitty day until I saw ur pix and may I say wow instant 9inch hard on =] thx wouldn’t mind getting to know u better

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August 10, 2011 Comments

I’m going to go with 80% of your “Things” are uber-cool/20% so-so/19% kind of pretentious/ and I will admit there’s about 1% that eluded me.
Guarantee I’m more intelligent that 99.9% of the folks who have messaged you.(There’s always a chance that Steven Hawking is on this site)

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August 10, 2011 Comments

Please allow me the honor of escorting you to a fine establishment, and let us repel to a comfortable lounge for some idle philosophizing and a few libations to the love gods.

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August 10, 2011 Comments

your profile is like a beautiful unicorn who likes to hold onion rings for people!

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August 10, 2011 Comments

I really like u girl will u marry me

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August 10, 2011 Comments

ok well talk later bc i think we should get marriend

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August 10, 2011 Comments

Hello, There Beautiful!..

Hi,

Darling. looking at your pictures take my breath away Sexy look no further, beautiful I’m who you’ve been looking for! Hey, just surfing by & thought I’d drop in and say, since I’m here, I hope you don’t mind I drop off a little sunshine…a few sparkling rainbows…and lots of hope and happiness to brighten your day!

looking at your pictures take my breath away look no further baby anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. you seem like a very infatuate kind of woman to be with you be my desire, I will be your delight I adore the way you look, I’m who you’ve been looking for! YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE GODDESS OF FEMALE PERFECTION AND ABSOLUTE BEAUTY STUNNING SMILE. very beautiful an Unrest able not to look at.

Darling, I don’t mean to be rude the way you pose on here make many things come to mind very Sexy those pretty nice juicy lips pretty eyes beautiful smile. gorgeous all the way and your eyes are the boss of me. seriously, your smile. Is flawless your sex appeal Is off the charts! let’s face it. you’re crazy hot!

anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride. you seem like a very nice infatuate kind of woman you be my desire, I will be your delight I adore the way you look, YOU ARE SEXY AN ABSOLUTE BEAUTY STUNNING SMILE. WITHOUT WORDS YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.I LIKE YOUR PICTURES YOU LOOK UNRESISTIBLE AWESOME! SHOTS AND YOU ARE TRULY LOOK LIKE A MODEL I can not give you enough thumbs up for your pictures! I love them all the beautiful scenery

Mr. Webster needs to redefine the word “SEXY” in his dictionary with your name and your pictures! on it an outstanding! girl I don‘t think I have the words, I guess beautiful will do. I just have to tell you that I’m so fascinating about you and I won’t be an idiot I know a good sexy classy articulated women when I see one. I didn’t mean to scare you I know I have a lot to say, so I figure to write. you a couple line to keep you busy &

thinking about me. my regards to your family and friends call me. Or email me or please feel free to sent me an have a wonderful day and a terrific. evening later. & have a good day, I don’t come on this site. To often email me and I will sent you my pictures !! don’t be shy hope to hear from you soon. bye now.

yours truly,

[name]

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Reader Submitted

June 9, 2011 Comments

In the interest of non-circular-bush beating i am going to simply be as honest as every guy on here should be. For those of you who claim to want to “dispense with the games,” “want a guy who is honest,” or who “believe that honesty is the most important thing” I am the guy for you. For those who don’t, I realize this will scare you. It may disgust you and it will probably make you shake your head and block me from ever getting in touch with you…but I see that as a “you” problem. I mean if you want to “believe” the guy that tells you that all he is looking for is someone to spend quiet evenings with you staring intently into your eyes then i suggest you go move on your delusional way. Here’s the straight truth.

My perfect first date includes taking you out to a cool bar, or even a killer dive bar where you are at first scared for your safety but then realize that they are just people out to have a good time like us. I would like to buy you a drink or five and have hilarious conversation that spans from people watching to what truly turns you on. After the cocktails make their way through our blood stream to our brains and we are giggling at the silliest things I will suggest we head back to your place, or mine if it is closer, so we can split a bottle of wine, listen to music and slowly take each others clothes off. Why posture with the rudimentary first date/see how it goes/trial run and just admit that we are two grown adults who believe in our sexuality? Why am I sugar coating it? I’m talking about passionate sexual abandon. The wild excitement of new fingers exploring new skin. I’m talking about the brilliance of feeling unfamiliar lips searching out those places you mentioned over drinks. I like being told what turns you on. I don’t need a road map but why lay back and expect a guy to have any clue if you don’t tell him what you want? Is it a superiority thing? So you can compare him to all the other fumbling apes that thought that chewing on your clit was the way to get you off? What did you expect? All he has to go on are the sad excuses for “educational films” also known as porn. And not even the good kind of porn (like lesbian porn that at the very least has women treating women the way they like to be treated). It’s a miracle to me that all women haven’t gone the way of Sappho with the combination of men’s ignorance and women’s fear of actually telling a man what she likes.

But I digress. After our passion is spent and we are gelatinous piles of musky sweat, we share a cigarette and then actually have a conversation. A conversation about anything. At that point I will be as pliable as play-doh so ask me anything you want. Hell, don’t ask me anything, we can just cuddle. I’m game. (this is by no means requisite. As I said this is MY idea of a perfect first date…what can i say i’m a guy).

I’m not saying I’m NOT the guy who wants to cook you dinner/breakfast but I assure you that from the moment I see you at the bar I will be imagining what you look like naked. I will be wondering what color your nipples are, how you keep yourself shaved and I will be fantasizing about what your skin smells like. I will have an amazing desire to kiss you. It’s just the truth. Why insult you with a load of bullshit? If I return your message to me it’s because I think you are hot, and because I want to make you shake. I want to talk to you too, but I assure you I want to have sex with you just as much.

Before you go on a tirade about how insensitive I am, or mysoginistic, or whatever word you are going to come up with to make your point, let me tell you that the shortest relationship I have been in was 2 years. I am not saying I have not had one night stands, but I am not afraid of commitment at all. Life is just too short to keep going out and banging my head against a wall (while paying for drinks with a woman who, in the first five seconds, made up her mind I’m not for her). The assumption is that I do NOT want a long term monogamous relationship and that couldn’t be further from the truth. I just want to be honest.

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