OkStupid

All the stupid from OkCupid

All the stupid from okcupid

A few months ago, I signed up for an OkCupid.com account.

5 minutes after signing up, before having even written my profile, I started to recieve messages. Since then, I've recieved between 1 and 10 messages from random strangers every day.

I'm not going to tell you my name, or username, or the usernames of anyone featured on this site. All I will say is that I am a young woman, and I will post up some of the most interesting messages I get sent day to day.

To contribute a message you've been sent, e-mail me at hello@okstupid.net

Reader Submission

March 8, 2010 Comments

You sound like a girl with character and a great personality which is rare and unique.Your open minded with impeccable physiognomies and to be explicit you have beautiful cheekbones and facial symmetry, the cutest nose and have the sexiest lips and perfectly shaped eyebrows. I must say your beauty is natural. and your skin is so radiant hmm! you must be taking your antioxidants LOL!

Popularity: 16% [?]

Hey Amy how’s it going? I have to say, you have, hands down, the most magnificent sexy face I’ve ever seen! :-)

Popularity: 100% [?]

s/profile/boobs

December 28, 2009 Comments

what a sexy body you have !!!
you are very gorgeous and very sexy
I am impressed with your profile

Popularity: 39% [?]

Committing a dating crime

December 28, 2009 Comments

I am sorry but I had to come out and say this, its terrible that your here, its almost borderline criminal…

Popularity: 16% [?]

*their* massive cocks

November 24, 2009 Comments

You know you get will approached on here by older men wanting to fuck the life out of you,with there massive cocks…And i guess i am one of them ,do you fancy a go xx

Popularity: 67% [?]

*swings a watch slowly in front of your eyes*

Popularity: 58% [?]

How about two out of three?

November 24, 2009 Comments

i’ll be in #Location from tuesday for a couple of days. wanna meet, have a drink and make out ?

Popularity: 34% [?]

Cats make me lolz

Popularity: 35% [?]

Reader submission

November 15, 2009 Comments

(6:37:35 pm)user1:hi

(6:38:26 pm)user2: Hello

(6:38:50 pm)user1:hows Location1?

(6:39:42 pm)user2:Uneventful.

(6:39:52 pm)user1:imagine that

(6:41:36 pm)user2:How is Location2, Person-I-don’t-know-anything-about-because-they-haven’t-filled-out-their-profile?

(6:41:52 pm)user1:im in Location3, actually

(6:42:24 pm)user2:Ah, well, that’s not what your profile says.

(6:42:40 pm)user1:i moved

(6:43:00 pm)user1:ill be in Location1 in june or july

(6:43:02 pm)user1:wanna fuck?

(6:43:50 pm)user2:With an offer like that, what girl could refuse? Oh, wait, a gay one.

(6:44:03 pm)user1:you were bi last time

(6:44:32 pm)user2:Yeah, I switched teams completely.

(6:44:44 pm)user1:sucks for me

(6:44:53 pm)user1:ill just eat you out then?

(6:45:09 pm)user2:Not that it would matter, because, considering your eloquent offer, I would be unlikely to accept anyway.

(6:45:20 pm)user2:Have a lovely evening.

Popularity: 75% [?]

oh you like cats cool
i like the way they walk
it’s sexy…..

Popularity: 33% [?]